So, I realized that I never really talked alot about my trip to Europe. . . well, it was great, as I'm sure you can assume, but while we were there, there was a lot to complain about. My roommate Megan had to write a blogpost every dayy about what we did, to be updated to the church blog, and she was stressing over it. I helped her with it a bit as well. One particular night, our friend Anthony was in our hotel room, and he sat down to write the blogpost. Remember, that he was totally drunk, and can't type well on a good day. . .This is what he wrote:: [I edited out the names for the safety of the people mentioned]]
"over the over night thing we got up at like 1 and we were like sweet sleepin in then we had bfast .............. guessw hat happoned E*** end of story. o ya we had mass...... super fun =) ...okay, i lied. so after like 30 mins of pointless talking from guess who? yup E***! we decided to head down. so we all got on this empty train thingy (metro) and it was empty so we were like sweet then 2 stops latter ITAILIANS................ "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" we all yelled. as you know they all decided to to crame there smelly asses in the sub with us (joy).......... o ya more ppl got on every stop, it only took up like 3 hours to get to the end of the stop in a 1000billion degree subway=). fuck ya!!!! E*** said were here so we walked out and guess what....................... she got lost............ like 20 more mins went by and we all decided to walk away. Even F**** B** said, "fuck this shit!" i see were we have to go so we went to f8 we got are spot by the road and we made are forts out of paper lololololol jk that whould be dumb we made them out of sheets that the really awsome dude anthony nido brought. we even made him sleep in the cold............. why cuz we were asses........ so it was 113deg. durring the day and we all cryed but wait it gets better there were shit covered portijohns and when the vigIl went on there was a HURRICAIN!!!!!!!! luckaly i had a fort but from what i was told E**** dicided to call apont the nature spirits and cry for rain and thunder and it worked. so like 30 mins latter the storm subsided and we all got out so we bitched for like a hour and then it rained more. we went to to sleep NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we played cudle tag.
so now its daytime and it was a bit colder only like the same temp as the sun. so we went on are jurrny to go shit and piss but the jons overflowed..... yes im not jokeing..... they were litterly shooting shit at you. lucky magen didnt mind and manned up and went throu the nea deap shit covered flooor >:L <----- that was her face so we became happy.""
. . .so yeahhh, we all had a really, really good laugh over that. I'm still chuckling as I read it now. I don't know if it's a had-to-be-there-to-find-it-funny type of thing, but I hope you laughed or at least cracked a smile over that. I don't think I've laughed harder in my entire life than I did while reading what he wrote as he typed that blog post. Nea deep shit .. .LOL.
The bathrooms were really, really, REALLY bad though. Because there were no lights. . . the port-a-john WAS overflowing. So nasty, but guess what ? Even the overflowing port-a-john was preferable to the bathrooms, because there WAS shit all over everything. So. Fucking. Nasty.
'it was a bit colder, only like the same temp as the sun.". . . xDD It was so hot there; it was crazy. . . Gah.
So I have to go now, but yeahh. . bye =D
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